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  • Million Dollar Baby

    Million Dollar Baby

    ★★★½

    clint eastwood looks like that worm in the chocolate episode of spongebob

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

    everybody stop, it’s time to listen to classical piano music and ~yearn~

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  • Troop Zero

    Troop Zero

    ★★★

    why does it feel like mckenna grace has been eight years old for thirty years

  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    ★★★★

    a list of my favorite quotes:

    -“he’s like a walking chucky doll!”
    -“he’s short he has a little dick he has a limp. he’s bald”
    -“i’m broke as shit”
    -“i have a hit on me from some bitch in florida”
    -“political condoms. vote for me or you’ll need these because you’re screwed”
    -“we say no to drugs because drugs make your teeth fall out and you get really ugly and don’t have any friends”
    -“you can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off, just like that, and it’s amazing to have that range”

    no comedian has the RANGE