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    first name Mista, last name... Glass😈

  • Cape Fear

    Cape Fear


    WOW. What an underrated classic from Mr. Scorsese himself. You want a review of the film? Wanna know what makes it stand out from the pack, why you should watch it? Well here it is: Robert DeNiro has a Southern accent in this shit. Surprised? I know, I was too. The innate hilarity of seeing the dude from Goodfellas as a Bible-thumping hick is not lost on the director, though, and actually proves the perfect comic-relief point for a film so rooted in paranoia and anxiety.

    This one is for fans of the thriller/horror genres, especially those that enjoy Tarantino, Wes Craven, and other Scorsese movies.

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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    This movie had me in the theatre feeling like if I rustled my bag of sour Skittles too loudly a fuckin brown Xenomorph would swoop in and impale me with it's arm lmao

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    Phantom Thread is quite simple and straightforward compared to the director's previous films, but is still able to retain a sense of mystery and a dash of spirituality. The plot is akin to the classic romance novels typical of the Bronte sisters and Jane Austen, and I mean that in the best way possible. While this aspect may cause some folks to call the film boring, those who can appreciate a slow-burn love story with a tear-inducing twist so subtle…