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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • John Wick: Chapter 4
  • Oppenheimer
  • Knock at the Cabin

2023 ranking

18 films

  • Unbreakable
  • Glass
  • Signs
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Knock at the Cabin
  • Spider-Man
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Spider-Man 3
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Spider-Man 2

vandal’s spider-man ranking

8 films

with great baba comes great booey

  • Martyrs
  • Scream 2
  • Terrifier
  • Ex Machina
  • [REC]

harvey’s peak kino

49 films

objectively the best films i don’t make the rules

  • Army of Darkness
  • Evil Dead II
  • Evil Dead Rise
  • Evil Dead
  • The Evil Dead

vandal’s evil dead ranking

5 films

look who’s shittin’ in the tall grass 

  • Call Me Claus
  • Patch Adams
  • Scream
  • The Mummy Returns
  • The Wave

movies i caught on late night tv

8 films

there’s something magical about catching a movie airing live on a kinda shitty quality channel late in the night

  • Final Destination 2
  • Final Destination
  • Final Destination 3
  • Final Destination 5
  • The Final Destination

vandal’s final destination ranking

5 films

I saw the sunbed death scene (and most of III) when I was like 7 and it scarred me for…

  • Child's Play
  • Cult of Chucky
  • Curse of Chucky
  • Child's Play
  • Seed of Chucky

vandal’s chucky ranking

8 films

the child’s play/chucky films were the first proper slasher franchise i ever got into as a child! love them all…

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Leprechaun 2
  • The Exorcist III
  • Disturbing Behavior
  • Stone Cold

We Hate Movies watchlist

6 films

Films for the we hate movies podcast I need to watch

  • Pooka Lives!
  • The Lazarus Effect
  • Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud
  • Boogeyman 3
  • Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

3:15am fever dreams

29 films

it’s 03:15 in the morning. you’ve just woken up drenched in sweat, disoriented. you turn on your old crt television.…

  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
  • Halloween Ends
  • Halloween Kills
  • Halloween
  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

vandal’s halloween ranking

11 films

not yet complete! also yes Halloween II really is boring as shit idc, and Halloween VI is the only one…

  • Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • New Nightmare

vandal’s nightmare on elm street ranking

8 films

based on my personal enjoyment, not necessarily how good they are 😎