[justin mcelroy voice] hey i just had an interesting thought. actually, fuck this. 

this was a good story with a fun (if fairly obvious) twist but it was so pretentiously done, it was long and boring, and aesthetically unremarkable for the most part (yes! even the stupid Performance Art 101 dreams). it made zero impact on me, and could’ve been so much better. 

change.org petition to remake this but with a bit more neon, a little goblin and tilda swinton as literally everyone