Dean Cheney

Movies are nice. And I don't care if my favorite films are cliche.

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  • Saturday Night Fever

    Saturday Night Fever


    More like Saturday Night BORING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Ok on a real note, there's a reason why the music is the first thing you see in the end credits. It's so that the film makers can reveal to you that John Travolta just tricked you into watching a Bee Gees album. Also disco still sucks, and if that or casual sexism isn't your thing, you probably should steer clear of this one.

  • Mysterious Skin

    Mysterious Skin


    Man I have no idea what to make of this. Before I started watching it, I was worried it was gonna ruin my day and put me in a weird uncomfortable gross state I get in sometimes when I watch movies like this (I know, its weird). And it did that, but not in the way I expected. This movie gave me very intense jitters, the same kind I got when my class used to watch Child Predator Stranger Danger…

Popular reviews

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life


    Holiday Movie Death Match 2020 #39

    This is less of a Christmas movie than die hard change my mind.

    Normal Rating: 5

    Holiday Rating: 5

  • Bad Santa

    Bad Santa


    Holiday Movie Death Match 2020 #20

    This movie confuses me so much. On one hand, whenever I think about this movie, I just begin to feel so gross and sad inside. But then when I think harder about it, I remember that there are some genuinely clever and funny moments in here, and that at times to is pretty damn wholesome. Idk, I guess in my mind the cheap crudeness kinda dominates my perception of this thing.

    Normal Rating: 2

    Holiday Rating: 1.5