• Before Midnight

    Before Midnight

    ★★★½

    This series isn’t my favorite in the world, but I think I will always be grateful for it.

  • Bring It On

    Bring It On

    ★★★★½

    This is so y2k that it’s borderline ANNOYING, but a movie has your heart when you remember so many lines/bits from it.

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★★

    My mom taking me to see this at 12, with a friend in theaters, was the best gift she could give me.

  • Devs

    Devs

    ★★½

    Garland’s work, even more so here, just fails to fully click with me. There wasn’t much to root for in this series especially given how unlikeable most characters were with a story that unnecessarily expanded more than it should’ve.

  • Gemini

    Gemini

    Gimmicky contemporary fake noir trash. Sucks the life out of you in 90min.

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★½

    For me, watching this back in the day represented a surface level approach to the “lengths” people would go to achieve their own kind of solace and what resulted was a fun, neon-soaked party with guns and a structure that almost entirely felt out of place. Already being familiar with his work, it was an interesting direction to see Korine go a route that seemed more conventional in his own way.

    Now, there’s somewhat more depth to understand the critique…

  • We Are Your Friends

    We Are Your Friends

    ★½

    I love it here.....” - Poet and acclaimed singer, Emrata

  • Always Shine

    Always Shine

    ★★

    Anna deserved better. Beth is a shit friend.

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★★½

    Sadness masked through the vibrant colors and (mostly) cuteness. You can’t NOT appreciate the usage of colors in this...wouldn’t be an easy watch with bleak and dry ones.

  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    ★½

    Went from Irma Vep to this poorly written clump of waste.... wasn’t my choice I promise. Literally fell asleep last half hour.

  • Irma Vep

    Irma Vep

    ★★★★★

    Me watching Americans in movies doing basic things: this is so mundane and redundant ...

    Me watching the French in movies doing basic things: this is poetic...the way they converse with each other at the dinner table stuffing their mouths and getting drunk just echoes the beautiful reality of everyday Western life; the emotions are so palpable I could bathe in it.

  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason

    ★★★★

    I’m drunk and this was fun as ever!!!! Justice for Gibb and Kia!!!!