Fantastic Four ★★

part 1/3 of my "accidentally awful movie marathon"

the plot is paper thin and as bland as a saltine cracker, which really is a shame considering the main cast are all super talented. then again, maybe i would have liked it slightly more if i hadn't been up for 19 straight hours and watching it at a double drive in where i started cracking jokes and repeating "i love kate mara" until my friend told me to shut up