setting non je ne regrette rien as my alarm clock sound right after this ended like i’m 16 years old again… we are so fucking back
-
-
Fast X 2023
cannot stop thinking about dame helen mirren’s delivery of the stupendous line “well it ain’t no roman holiday” these movies make me squirm in my theater seat with pure joy and disbelief. holy shit. can’t believe we’re in the fucking avengers era of the fast series. this gargantuan beast is literally just a bunch of things haphazardly hot glued together, but i had a fuckin’ blast. it’s not good, but man is it fun
-
-
Sick of Myself 2022
a satirical stinger, both hilarious and horrific. narcissism dialed up so high that it teeters into munchausen territory. one surprising addition was the layered criticisms of able bodied people seemingly uplifting people with illness/disability, but only if they’re still outwardly conventionally attractive and profitable to them. when that stops being true their social niceties try to mask clear discomfort as they’re unsure of what they got themselves into, just as our protagonist, (if you even want to call her that),…
-
-
-
-
Josie and the Pussycats 2001
SHAPESHIFTER
GUEST LISTER
BIG FAKER SHE’LL TURN AROUND YOU’LL DISS HER
GATE CRASHER
REHASHER
IF YOU THINK THAT’S COOL, WHATEVER DUUUUDE
WHATEVER DUUUUUUDE -
-
-
Theater Camp 2023
due to my little to no interest in theater i was really surprised at how much i loved this. among other things it feels like glee meets wet hot american summer, but thankfully unlike glee, (a piece of cursed media which remains a black hole of despair), is pleasantly good natured while never sacrificing its biting sense of humor. i truly couldn’t stop laughing. entire cast tore up every scene, (ayo!!! PATTI!!!) but molly gordon, that’s my GIRL… “get off the stick… get off the stick…”
-
Infinity Pool 2023
nasty and erotic, the kind of hazy nightmare that refuses to let you wake up. mia goth is really burning up the screen lately and i can’t get enough