• Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★★

    setting non je ne regrette rien as my alarm clock sound right after this ended like i’m 16 years old again… we are so fucking back

  • Fast X

    Fast X

    ★★★

    cannot stop thinking about dame helen mirren’s delivery of the stupendous line “well it ain’t no roman holiday” these movies make me squirm in my theater seat with pure joy and disbelief. holy shit. can’t believe we’re in the fucking avengers era of the fast series. this gargantuan beast is literally just a bunch of things haphazardly hot glued together, but i had a fuckin’ blast. it’s not good, but man is it fun

  • Birth

    Birth

    ★★★★★

    one of the most miraculous films i’ve ever seen

  • Sick of Myself

    Sick of Myself

    ★★★★½

    a satirical stinger, both hilarious and horrific. narcissism dialed up so high that it teeters into munchausen territory. one surprising addition was the layered criticisms of able bodied people seemingly uplifting people with illness/disability, but only if they’re still outwardly conventionally attractive and profitable to them. when that stops being true their social niceties try to mask clear discomfort as they’re unsure of what they got themselves into, just as our protagonist, (if you even want to call her that),…

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★

    when julia roberts first appears… now THAT’S a movie star

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★

    should’ve started my sharp objects rewatch instead

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★½

    koopa troopas are so loved (by me)

  • Josie and the Pussycats

    Josie and the Pussycats

    ★★★★★

    SHAPESHIFTER
    GUEST LISTER
    BIG FAKER SHE’LL TURN AROUND YOU’LL DISS HER
    GATE CRASHER
    REHASHER
    IF YOU THINK THAT’S COOL, WHATEVER DUUUUDE
    WHATEVER DUUUUUUDE

  • 80 for Brady

    80 for Brady

    ★★★

    lives were changed, hearts were healed

  • Girl, Interrupted

    Girl, Interrupted

    ★★★★★

    you wouldn’t get it

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★★

    due to my little to no interest in theater i was really surprised at how much i loved this. among other things it feels like glee meets wet hot american summer, but thankfully unlike glee, (a piece of cursed media which remains a black hole of despair), is pleasantly good natured while never sacrificing its biting sense of humor. i truly couldn’t stop laughing. entire cast tore up every scene, (ayo!!! PATTI!!!) but molly gordon, that’s my GIRL… “get off the stick… get off the stick…”

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    nasty and erotic, the kind of hazy nightmare that refuses to let you wake up. mia goth is really burning up the screen lately and i can’t get enough