Declan Cadillac

ABH4LB - "Always Be Haggling For Layered Butter"

Favorite films

  • Amadeus
  • Gunbuster
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Casino

Recent activity

  • Don't Worry Darling

  • Redline

  • WALL·E

  • WALL·E

Recent reviews

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    funny that NOPE is still on the "popular this week" piece of the front page but like every review of this movie is a joke about how much fun its media circus was to consume. great work you guys. didnt watch this, not going to watch this if i can help it, the rest of this review is now about robo-ky, a magical mechanical man who i have fallen in love with.

    you guys ever play guilty gear accent core?…

  • Redline



Popular reviews

  • Men


    you incurious facile gits have spent the last decade turning horror movies into buzzfeed questionaires you already know the results of. you have worked tirelessly as a kill agent for corporate outsider-dom to replace genuine sensation with "vibes" and "messages" and now your toil bears bruised, acrid, and spoiled fruit. dont you dare give me that flippant 2 star review like your hands are clean. you kept posting that toni collette fancam, you are *exactly* who they made this nutripaste…

  • Avatar


    me and this guy at work have this thing where whenever we do a favor for each other or like pass a marker or refill the printer paper we say "now we are mated before eywa" and now we can't do that because that new avatar movie looks dope so everyone knows what we're talking about and now we both look like avatar superfans instead of two men repeatedly confirming a homoerotic union of souls. fuck this