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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    Me, washing the dishes after everyone ate:
    *finds strand of hair*
    *notices it’s orange*
    *looks around*
    *aggressively sniffs strand of hair*

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion


    This review may contain spoilers.


    Dr. Ian Malcolm~ "Jurassic World? Not a fan"

    I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty stoked to hear they were planning to make a third installment, finishing off the Jurassic World franchise. But after watching Dominion, I couldn't tell If that was them saying "Goodbye" or "See you later, alligator". It felt... Incomplete.

    It's not as bad everyone makes it out to be. I mean really. ... Ok yeah the acting was soooo horrible,…

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  • Buffalo '66

    Buffalo '66


    the best movie ever made

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man


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    Lloyd Hansen~ "You douche."

    Yeah it's a "Meh" for me on this one. They really tried to buy my love for this film with it's incredible tracks.

    With an 128 minute runtime, you would think anyone could come out of the movie fully understanding the plot, or have an idea of it, but in my case, I had absolutely forgotten there was a story to this. This makes their Marvel work look superior. Where…

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