Sven Roth’s review published on Letterboxd:
Being in Japan and getting dragged into this by my girlfriend ..
Visiting a Japanese cinema = top
Having a girlfriend with terrible taste in movies = shit happens ..
But to think that the new Spider-Man was even worse than the first surprised me.
I don't want to bore anyone, so I will keep my review short.
It is another Marvel movie, so it's extremely generic, predictable and the absolute worst in every aspect of film making. No surprises there.
More surprising is that the CG is one of the absolute worst. Green screens that remind me of The Room and CG effects that are close to the Black Panther dilemma.
And to top it all off, this movie goes down in the list of Marvel movies that are not even entertaining. Boring action and terrible humor, combined with an absolute shitshow of characters. The only positive is Gyllenhaal, which isn't really a surprise.
Let me give you a good alternative .. take a shit on your table and look at it for two hours .. that will be more entertaining than this pile of shit.