It’s one of those nights where I’m too tired to wanna think about anything, so I just watched Season of the Witch and ate an entire bag of popcorn for dinner. Watch out, I’m living my best life over here.
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Creepshow 1982
I think I relate to Steven King’s character more than any other in the history of film. Not so much the turning into a moss monster and shooting myself in the face, but the staying up way too late watching crummy TV while getting completely trashed part.
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Leslie Neilsen’s velour tracksuit is pure sex.
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The French Connection 1971
Man, how has it taken me so long to finally check out The French Connection? I love Friedkin's New York City. It's crunchy, crusty, and just a complete fucking dump. It's beautiful. The French Connection also has the most authentic take on a NYPD narc put to celluloid as Popeye Doyle is the world's biggest piece of shit.
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Evil Dead II 1987
So after seeing the new Doctor Strange movie with my nephew, I got to introduce him to the world of Sam Raimi, thanks to the extended Bruce Campbell cameo who gets about as much screen time as Professor X does. Anyways, he recognized Bruce from watching Burn Notice with his parents so I was able to convince him to checkout Evil Dead 2. Well he thought it was scary as hell and really awesome so my plan was a success! Now he wants to check out Army of Darkness, so at least something good came out of seeing Doctor Strange. Thanks, Sam!
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The Candy Snatchers 1973
The Candy Snatchers is a hard movie to describe. The only thing that comes to mind is 'tonal whiplash'. The movie is constantly switching between being darkly comedic and just completely misanthropic, but somehow it manages to make it work most of the time. It all comes together in the end to make a well-made exploitation heist flick with some surprisingly snappy dialog that will leave you feeling mildly miserable.
Also, if anyone that works at Vinegar Syndrome is reading this, I would not be opposed to you putting out a "Coors Breakfast of Champions" t-shirt.
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