It’s one of those nights where I’m too tired to wanna think about anything, so I just watched Season of the Witch and ate an entire bag of popcorn for dinner. Watch out, I’m living my best life over here.
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Cemetery of Terror 1985
Filmed in the nightmarish hellscape that is Brownsville, TX, Cemetery of Terror tells the tale of a bunch of horny teens that use a copy of the necronomicon purchased from wish.com to resurrect a supernatural powered killer that looks like George Eastman and (eventually) zombies. It is then up to Hugo Stiglitz and a bunch of 80's kids to save the day.
Cemetery of Terror really takes its sweet time to get going (it takes 35 minutes before the killer…
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The Candy Snatchers 1973
The Candy Snatchers is a hard movie to describe. The only thing that comes to mind is 'tonal whiplash'. The movie is constantly switching between being darkly comedic and just completely misanthropic, but somehow it manages to make it work most of the time. It all comes together in the end to make a well-made exploitation heist flick with some surprisingly snappy dialog that will leave you feeling mildly miserable.
Also, if anyone that works at Vinegar Syndrome is reading this, I would not be opposed to you putting out a "Coors Breakfast of Champions" t-shirt.
