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Favorite films

  • Cure
  • Memories of Murder
  • 13 Assassins
  • Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

Recent activity

  • Miami Connection


  • Shin Godzilla


  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage


Pinned reviews

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch


    It’s one of those nights where I’m too tired to wanna think about anything, so I just watched Season of the Witch and ate an entire bag of popcorn for dinner. Watch out, I’m living my best life over here.

  • Creepshow



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I think I relate to Steven King’s character more than any other in the history of film. Not so much the turning into a moss monster and shooting myself in the face, but the staying up way too late watching crummy TV while getting completely trashed part.

    Leslie Neilsen’s velour tracksuit is pure sex.

Recent reviews

  • Miami Connection

    Miami Connection


    It turns out the real Miami connection was human connection all along.

  • Cemetery of Terror

    Cemetery of Terror


    Filmed in the nightmarish hellscape that is Brownsville, TX, Cemetery of Terror tells the tale of a bunch of horny teens that use a copy of the necronomicon purchased from to resurrect a supernatural powered killer that looks like George Eastman and (eventually) zombies. It is then up to Hugo Stiglitz and a bunch of 80's kids to save the day.

    Cemetery of Terror really takes its sweet time to get going (it takes 35 minutes before the killer…

Popular reviews

  • Ghost Ship

    Ghost Ship

    Ghost Ship: ⭐

    The nap I took while watching Ghost Ship: ⭐⭐⭐

  • The Candy Snatchers

    The Candy Snatchers


    The Candy Snatchers is a hard movie to describe. The only thing that comes to mind is 'tonal whiplash'. The movie is constantly switching between being darkly comedic and just completely misanthropic, but somehow it manages to make it work most of the time. It all comes together in the end to make a well-made exploitation heist flick with some surprisingly snappy dialog that will leave you feeling mildly miserable.

    Also, if anyone that works at Vinegar Syndrome is reading this, I would not be opposed to you putting out a "Coors Breakfast of Champions" t-shirt.