• Mulan

    Mulan

    ★½

    you’re trying to tell me this was a $200 million movie and not a disney tv movie special? 

    no, absolutely not. nope.

  • Unpregnant

    Unpregnant

    ★★★½

    lots of really silly moments that almost turned me off from the movie but i think the movie was just fun overall with a lot of heart. the third act is what i really liked.

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★½

    i love movies.

    I’d love to understand one some day. 

    no but really, this just isn’t my type of movie. and i don’t want to sit here and say i was “too stupid” to understand it. maybe the book would’ve helped me understand it more, but what i witnessed in this movie was just randomness. i was following along with what the movie was trying to say at some points but at one point, it just becomes random shit that…

  • Sleepless in Seattle

    Sleepless in Seattle

    ★★★

    haha i get it. cause he wasn’t sleeping. in seattle. haha

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★★★

    snape’s memories in the Penseive... still so sad

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    dobby’s death gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★

    ok the tenet/inversion stuff is confusing in itself, but could’ve been so much easier to digest if the rest of the movie wasn’t EQUALLY as confusing. i was so lost for the first like hour and i eventually just gave in like “ok yeah we’re here now, idk why or for what but ok let’s do it”

    but the whole spectacle of this movie, the inversion, is all done so well and it’s so marvelous to experience. maybe i’ll enjoy…

  • Memento

    Memento

    ★★★★★

    i was so close to understanding everything and then the ending hits and i was confused again.

    either way, perfect christopher nolan movie to lead up to Tenet. especially with that opening scene.

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★★

    this is still the only movie i’ve ever seen in theaters alone and all i could think about is how much i miss going to a movie theater and my return is going to be Tenet, another christopher nolan movie, but i don’t even know when that will be because my state is full of ignorant people and we’re one of the worst when it comes to confirmed COVID cases so there is no hope in sight and i’m so sad, just like the video messages scene.

  • Project Power

    Project Power

    ★★★

    this was fine. i enjoyed my time. the movie has a nice idea/concept but it doesn’t do anything with it and i wish it did. still a nice watch tho. love me some joseph gordon levitt

  • Inception

    Inception

    ★★★★★

    me: no i’m not a film bro. no. not me. wrong bitch. 

    also me: gives almost every christopher nolan film 5 stars

  • An American Pickle

    An American Pickle

    ★★½

    god this movie had no idea what to do with the plot

    also all the characters besides seth rogen are all portrayed as idiots, but it is just not funny at all.