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  12 Dates of Christmas 2011

  ★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023 3

  My wife knew the “Saved by the Bell” guys name. Just rattled it right off and seemed confused that I didn’t know it too. She’s in the kitchen right now with a knife in her hand and I’m really scared please send help.

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Dec 2023

  I have to stop watching the scenes featuring Kidman’s drunk and stoned acting. Fucking horrendous. No wonder Kubrick killed himself.

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  Rewatched 12 Jan 2014 68

  8 A.M. Sunday, 12th of January, 2014. HAL'S birthday. I'm tired as fuck.

  HAL.

  IBM.

  HAL/IBM. HAL=IBM. IBM=HAL.

  H+1 = I
  A+1 = B
  L+1 = M

  So HAL is indisputably IBM. Just go one letter on in the alphabet from H, A and L and you get I, B and M. 

  But what is IBM? A computer company Kubrick had a grudge against? Or are we just missing a "T" in the greatest riddle known to mankind? Confused? Allow…

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  Akira 1988

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan 2016 58

  Man, I watched this film so many times when I was younger.

  In fact, you could say I watched A Keira Knightley.......

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
  I'm sorry.