This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Thankfully, The Beatles do still exist, despite danny boyle doing his best to try and kill them with this monstrosity.
I remember everything that I forgot I remembered. I burned the cycle of my life with my head, which is made from the outer casing of broadband wire. The federal government releases phone call endorphins through my projected earnings and combined collateral, entirely gained through a series of board games designed to entice the organism to procreate. The money is accountable for the pattern of my hypnotism. Hunger breeds the voice-over monkeys who in turn combine the forces of vomit…
8 A.M. Sunday, 12th of January, 2014. HAL'S birthday. I'm tired as fuck.
HAL/IBM. HAL=IBM. IBM=HAL.
H+1 = I
A+1 = B
L+1 = M
So HAL is indisputably IBM. Just go one letter on in the alphabet from H, A and L and you get I, B and M.
But what is IBM? A computer company Kubrick had a grudge against? Or are we just missing a "T" in the greatest riddle known to mankind? Confused? Allow…