Tusk ★★★½

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What's the point of me even trying to explain this fucking shit to you? It's atrocious. It's terrible. It's fucking stupid and pointless. Worthless. Awful. Cobbled together by lunatics. Fucking idiotic crap. But.

But.

I think I liked it.


I don't know why.

I don't know anything.

Johnny Depp is so fucking bad. So bad. I just stared with my mouth hanging open every time he was on screen. You have to see his performance to believe it. Imagine a retarded Inspector Clouseau and you're in the right ballpark, I guess. I just don't know what this is. Or why this is.

Fuck it, here is Jim Carrey singing I Am The Walrus.

Because why not.

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