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The Ten Worst Films I’ve Seen From 2018

10 films

Mute is the worst thing.

  • Sightseers
  • A Field in England
  • Under the Skin
  • Inside Out
  • Paterson
  • Uncut Gems
  • Midsommar
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D̡͚͈͓̬̱̖̱̬̲͖͎͍̮̾ͣͪ͛͛̎͒ͣ̅̾̈́̄̂ͬ̓ͭ̓ͮ́Ç̴̶̨̻̼̙̺̱̼̗͈̣̔ͬ̏ͧ̊̒́̓ͤ̅ͮͨ̚̚L̵̢̧̛͕̫̺͚̟͚͖̬̝̯̲͕̤̺ͮ̍̅̿̍ͣ́̐ͥ͞X̴̵̴̷͙̻̬̼̜̩̗̼̖̥͉͔̻͈̘̻̲͍̪ͤ̍̓ͫ̇̔ͬͪ̀̚̚V̨̧̞͍̯̮̍͗ͨ́͋̉̇ͤ͗ͮͪͬI̷̴̞̫̣̖̯̠̰̫̖̞ͬ̈̿̈́͊͐̓͐͊ͫ̉ͫ̅͊͒̈́͒ͣͥ͢

8 films

e̷̛̠̖͙̭̗̗̜͈̲͉͛̉ͥ̌͊̊ͪ͒̅͌ͪ̆͊ͫͫ̇̑͜͢͟t̷̡̡̯͖͇̙͖͓̝̦̣̩̳͕͖̎ͤ̿ͫͧ̕ͅ ̵̧̛̛͍̫̣̲ͮ̾ͫͫͪ̄̾͠p̢̡̨̲͉̣͚͖̲̮̩͎͙̓̋̑ͣ̔ͤͦ́͘ř̃ͨͭͫ͏̶̱͈̜͇̲̲̥̘͙̲̰̰̫̲̳̯̭̺͟oͮ͑ͭ̋͛ͣͣ̊̽̑ͣ̈́ͦͥ̉͊ͥ͑͞҉̡͓̦̠̹͖͍̬̣̞̺i̴̖̠͉̜͉̯̗̫̞̣͇͐ͭ̀͛̑̃ͮ̆̆ͧ͘͟ę̸̢̰̜͔̬̟̗̼͆̃̇̍̂̉̋͊ͯ͒ͪ͑ͮ͆̌̑̎ͮ̚͘͟c̏̈́̾͗ͬ͂̐̈ͪ̌̎̂͏̢̟̺͎͈̱͎̙̹̣͓̤̜͞t̵̿̎ͨ̂҉̲̼̰̝̭̣͕͓̤̺͙̥̦ͅuͬ̿̀̆ͥ͝͏̕҉̢͇̜̦̰͔ͅs̴̢̭̞͔̱̲̒ͥ̄̄͑ ̶͚͖̟͔̣͙̦̟̍̇ͪͫ̕͢ȇ̡̺̥͓̫̙͓̞̫̩̼̤̼͕͈̥͆ͨͣ̏̔͑̒͆͌ͧ̃̒̐ͮͧ̎͒̚̕̕͞ş̸̫̜̪̮͚͚̬̠͈̯̳̺̳͍͍̥̞͖̈́̐̆͌͗̋ͮ͛̊̾͆͐͌̆͌́ͅt̸̵̼̳̩̩̠̓͊ͭ͆́͡ͅ ̇ͭ̆̉ͤ̃̃ͤ̌̈́̾̋͒̋͐̌͏̶̨̢̦͈̖̲͙͕ḑ̷̮͎̤̼͇̝̫̪̼̗͎̝͎̟͎̦ͪ̆̑͗̄́̽̿͐ͭ́̒̌͆͘͡ȓ̲̺̹̞̝̰͔̃ͧͯ̉̀͠ͅa̶̡̧̮̯̫̱̯̙̦̰̫̰̞̣͓̲͓̙̳̍̃ͨͤ̉̃̑̋̽͒ͩ͛ͥ̒̍ͮ̿͡͞c̷̨̧̹͕̖̲͖͚̣͎̦̺̗̰͙͔̼̺͗̂ͮͥ̀̀̾͆̉̈́̓͛ͬ̓̅̓oͬ͐͂̈̅̃͑ͧ̔̐͐ͮͩ̚҉̡͇̺̰̗̝̖̜͟ ̵̡̬̬̠̹̦̮͔̟̳̬̭̯̆ͧ̆̏͐ͤ̃́͟į̨͍͕͍̦ͪ̋̔̊̎̽̂̿ͩͤ̉̕͜͝l̵͚̱̗̞̮̟͚̫̓ͣ̉͋̂̎ͧ̃ͥ̐̌̓̓̏̿̂͜͝͠ͅļ̷̵̹̗̫̻̄ͤ̆͋ͨ͌ͣ̈́͂͑̎͑̓̾̒́̍͡ȩ̧͕͙͉͍͎̪̜̳̘̳̹̩̎̃ͣ̕ͅ ̷̡̧͎̠̤̭̫̖̦͔͙̹̘̯̮͎̙̯̮͚͇̒ͣͮ̃̆͝͠m̹͍͚̜̹͕̱̦̭̼̪̂̋̓͌̐ͨ̂̋̃̍̐̊̿́́͘͢a̢͂͌ͥ̓̒͊ͩ͂ͣ̒̌̄͌̎͋̽ͥ́҉̯͖̱̫̳̖̟g̴̴̜̫͓͔̩̪̹̓͐͑̂ͩ̾ͣͧͮͯ̐ͫ̾ͫ̅ͦ̌́̚͢n̤̜̪̹̫̜̹ͨ̌͑͑̅̉͒ͩ͐ͪ̂̑̎̀͠ư̔̆͋̌̍̄ͥ̑͗̄̐͑͐͆͑̇ͪ͝҉̮̯̥̮̭̪̰̱̩̜̖̹͝s̵͉͉͙̼̜̪̺͕̙͕̙̭̍̀̋̐̄͒ͨ̓ͥ͟͠͠ ̯͚̤̪̠̩ͭ͑̈ͧ̉̐͌́̊ͮ̑ͦ̆͆́͘s̷̛̠̦̙͇̦̘̙̦ͣͧ̾͐̈̌͝e̢̞̱ͫ̎ͪ̀̕ͅr͋̇̑ͪͬ͛ͨ͂ͪͩͯ̂ͦ́̍̀̽̚͏̷̧̛̥͕̰͓̫͍͙̰͖̘̱̱̫͕̣̙͢p̵̸͉̺̺͙̭̤̮̟̬̩̟̟͙̞̺̥̎̉͋͂ͦ̏̑̋̉̈́̂͆̒ͭ̈͑̉́̚̚e̷̢ͮ̒ͭ̎̈ͧ̍͂̾̓̍ͤ͐͋ͤ̃͏̬̮̮̞n͗̍ͪ͋̊͋ͦ̔ͧ̿̉̌̂̿ͬͨͦ҉̶̤͙̜͕̳̦͎̠̫̯̜̕ͅš̘̭̙̻̮̜̖̬͍̦͈ͦ̎̏̅͂̾̈ͣ͋̾́̐͜͜͠ͅ ̢̧͇͉̹͙̞̯̙̱̗͖̺̟̝̺̥̂͊ͬ͗͛ͮ͑̌a̸̧̜͉̦͈̼̺̥̼̦̞͎͓̎̑̐̂̈́́̚͠ň̸̛̺̪͔̙ͣ̓́͊͌̿̇̇̈́̑̈̊̌̏̚͜t̡̯͈͍̣̹̳̦̦͓̙͉̎̽̒ͯͤ̋ͨ̄́ͭ̓ͨ̐͛̃̕ͅi̶̢͈̥̬̳̦̖̯͈͎̟̦̼̦͈̙̟̫̬ͦ̄̏̋̐ͯͤ̇̇ͦ͐͐̈̈́̆͘q̴̢̣͖̘̣͙̲̮̤̰̣̮̒ͤ̆ͭ̇ͨͪuͦ͗̊̃́҉͙̟̗̻̖̤̻̗͡ͅų̴̡̰̠̹̖̬̱̊̐͗̍̃͞ś̶̢̛̥̪̱͓̬̩͙͖̳͚̥ͫ̌ͩ̉͒̽̀̈́ͪ̾͘ ̢̘̫̪̬͖͂̒̋ͪͪ͋ͯͥ̇̓̎̂̊̄̀ͥ̏́̚͘͝q͎̞͚͖̦̼͖ͧ̌ͣ̑̈ͦ̀͘͞u̟̻͇̤͇̪̰͉̺̲̟͍̠̥̺̗̽͂ͪ̕͝ͅi̛ͩ̔̾ͣ̌̒́̅̑ͧ̎ͧ̋̋̄̈́̔ͭ͢͢͏̩͍͚̬̫̟͓̲̳̜ ̵̴̜͚̟̖̥̟̹͚̣̗̊͊̐́̿ͯ̋ͤ͌̃̽̆̇͟ͅv̷͉̤̰̺̪͈̟̰̤͓͕̀ͧͩ̃̓͒ͦ͗́̈ͪ̉̐̓̈́ͣ̈͞o͖͕̬̻͔̱̹̼͉̮̻̭̻̯͇̐ͦ̄̒ͪ́̀ͅc̶̱͖̟͈̘̻̖͍͔͇͇̆̋ͫ͛͌̋ͯ͗͊̓ͬ̿͆͟â̡̰͍͔̜͈̠̮̭̹̰͉͕͓̻̜͇̖̈̍̈́̊̈́ͬ̐ͣͯ͒ͨ͊ͣ͂̕ͅtͩ͊ͣ̊͗̀ͬ̆̚̕͏̼̖̘̬͚̜͎ͅu̷̝̰͚͚̗͚͎̦͆̎̋̀̓ͦ̏ͭͣͣ́̋͡ͅr̴̨̰̬̞̺͈̜̟̹̦̙̳͚̥̾͊̆͒̋ͤ̍̄͊ͯ͐̋͑̈ͩ́́͟ ̝͙̖̖̟̞̞̘̜̜̜͖̦̦̲̻̆̎͋̄̐ͧ̕͢͞ͅͅD̻̰͙̜̫ͣͣ̒̀̀ͅị̶̘̖̲͚̦̠̻̥̣̞͇̀́̊͑̀̓̓ͤͬ̌́̕͟͞ͅa̴͈̼͍͇͓̩̝̼̬̹ͤ̃̌̓ͬ͗̌̀̕͝b̧̛̑́͗͐͏͎͉̳͖̥͖̳̣̼̮o̶̡̡̢͉̹͉̘̲̖̘̟̝͎̳ͣͣ̽̽́̂ͬ̎͑̚͡ļ̸̷͔̼̖̖̹͙̎ͫ͐̓͂̈͐͒̎ͭ̒ͩͥ̇ͨ͟ͅų̵̡̰̮̳̯͉̣̫̫̝͍̭̦̰̗̹ͮ̂̏ͬͩͯ͗̊̌̋̌̔̂̀͆̐̑̓̉̀͠s̴̷̲̩̙̤̹͉͔̈͋̿̾̾͗͗͑ͬ̒̀ͪ́͢ ͬͣ̏̅͑͗̀̅͝͏̲̟̩̪̳͎̠̼͖̗̪̙̙͝͠e̡͒̽̄ͫ̆̒̇ͩ͐̉ͫ͞҉́͏̰̗͉̰̖̞̬̲̼̬͖͉̝͎̥̜̞̺t̗͕̜̰̽̓̈́͗͠ ̵͖̬̖͈̜̈͂ͭ͑̾̉͑̈̀ͥ̓̇͂͗̃́̚̚͟͞S̶̛͕̯͔̈̌̏͌͂͂̄͒̈̉̋ͮͮ̀͞á̴̡͇̠̜͎̝̜ͭ͆̃̀̽͑͌̆̓͌͛̏̐͐͂͛͗ͪ̕t̛̽̐͑̐͂͋̒ͨͬ̓ͧ͗͟͏̼̻̟̝̠͉̫͔̗̹͕̳̮͔͖͇͖ͅͅà̴͉͉̲̭̪͉͉̰̯̼̣̀̈̎͛̽ͭͧ̿͛ͯ̀̕̕n̸̴̛̘͉̞̹̫̝̰̭̩̙̜̣͇͈̈́̍̆̀ͮͫͪ̀ͧͤ͋̃a̧̢̡͇͚̰͔͉̲̹̖̘̹̼͍̗̙̩͈͔͛̈ͧ͂ͅs̨̡̡̡̟̭̤̬̟̲ͦ͐͗̑ͣ͌̒ͭ̉͑ͦͯ̔͐̍͂ͧ̓̓̕ ̑̇͐͋͟҉̴̱̻͍̻̮͕͍̟̜͜q̧̧̱͔̗̞̭͕̗͍͇̅͛̏̔͛ͫ͜͠u̷̹̻̲̖͎͉̝̻̮̤̳̥̫ͯ̎ͨͦ̀͂͆ͦ̕͢i͐̃ͯ̓̓̍ͮ̀̓̿͐͆ͭͧͮ͏̷̷̷̼̫̫̖͓͟ ͐͒̽͗̄̏̇͋ͧ͆͗̉ͭ̆ͨ̓ͤ̔҉̨͎͕̩̺̱͘͜s̓͒̓̂ͧ̈͑̄ͨͩ҉҉̠͓̼̼̥̳͎͇̲e̵ͭ̉͗ͦ̾ͧ͆́́͊ͫͦ̇̂͊͌ͮ̐҉̣͖̦̺͈̯̻̪̥̠͚̗̜͘ḑ̲͇̰̣͎̣̗ͤ͋ͯ̃ͮͫͩ̊̾͗̈ͪ̍͡ͅû̐̓ͭͫͤ̐ͤͩ́̂̊͏҉̢̨̗̜̫̠̳̣̞͍̪̳͔͕̝͈̻͙͘ç̡̛̛̞̙̲͓̻̙̪̲̼ͬ̓ͪ͛̔̓̈́̄̇̃͒̎i̸̸̵̧͍͚͕̹̲̹̰͇͈̬̫̳̝̲͕̦̇͛̂̇͆͂͑͂ͬ̂͜t͆̀ͦ̐͊̎̀̈́̑̋̽̍͘҉҉͔̩̖͚̙͉͎͓̱̳͕͇̱͇͜͝ ̧̛̖̜͎̤̦͙̠͈͈̦̺͎̪̠ͥͯͪͬͬ̆̿̆ͪͪ̔́͐ͮͨ͛́́ͅư̶̷̴̬̪̱̪̯̟̔̏ͯ͛̔̊̈͆̐͠n̫̜͓̖̼̗͙̬̦̝͖̖̩ͣ̂̊̎̐̃̃̀͜͟͝͡ḯ̴̢̜͙̟̘́͛ͤ̈́ͭ̐͗̑̂͒ṿ̸̡̻̜̭̣̙͈̜̖̫͚͉̰̜̬̘̐͊̑̾ͩ́ͯ͐̾̎̊̒͋͂͗ͤ͛͟͠͠ẻ͔̙̠̳̠͎͉͉̩̤̤̮͕͚̱͕͙ͣ̌̈́̊ͫ̈́̽̀͟͞r̶̳̗̙̺̻̻̃͛̇̌͜ş̶͉̞̦͓͔̲ͦ̎ͦ̉̍ͥ̇̃̒̊ͨ͠ͅu̯͎̲̱̤̞͗ͮͯͦ̽͌̀͟m̛̛̠̮͇̞͔͙̳͖͙͉̗͕͔̮̫͗͛͌̎̈̿͆̑̔̊͆̍͘͞ ̢̰̠̺͔͈̪͚̥̟ͣͦ͛̓ͯ̋ͧͭ̆̚̕͡ǫ̨͚͇͚̝̞̘̯̮̯̺̯̣͈͎ͣͮ̽͗ͫ͊̐̑̆͗͞ͅr̨̮͔̥̖͔͈̙̫̔̈́͛͛̾̊̓̒ͦͬ̃̐̀ͅͅb̓͐̑ͣ̈́̒̑ͥͣ͛͐͌̚҉̨̮̞̖̭̼͍̝̳̕͝͝ͅe̍̈̏̾̓ͥͨͧͫ͑̉̅ͦ̔ͨͬ̔̾҉̝͔̮̳̦̮̤̮̹͕͟͞͞ͅm̴͉͔̮̤̻͎̩͎̪̙̖͚͚̀͌̅ͦ͌ͤ̐͐̀͛̀̽̔̀͜ ̵̥̪͎̙͖̝̯͈̝̳͎̙͖̦̖̲̮̍ͫͥ̇͒͊͒́̌͛̍̈͐̆̓͂̽̓̚̕ͅp̵̹̙̯͕̲͎̖͍̞̙̪̲̝̪ͤͨ́̿̎̔̽ͥͪͅŕ̵͓̣̯͔̣̯̲̠̝̙̠ͬͦͬ̄̄̕͟͞͝ͅỏ̵̴̼̯͉̿ͮ̎̾͛ͪ̓̾̓̅̿͟i̍̎ͮ͌ͪ̈́͆ͣ͛͒͐̅̋̑͗̌͏͏̛̤̥͕̜͚͚̺͇̜̖͖̝͔̠͚͢ͅͅë̴̢̲̭̘ͭ̒͗̀̆͂͆͗̂́͊́̕͝c̷̹̺̹̟̬̫̲̯͖̳̙̿̊̓ͣ͊̎̅̀͜t̛̃ͫ̊̍͑̐̀̚̚͏͙̜̞͖̺̯͟ͅu͓͇̮͉̿ͯ̇̍̓ͬͫ̒ͥ̊̕͘͢͞͞s̮̰̭̬͇̭̞̫͎̤̣̣̩̲̟̲̒ͩͬͨ́̕͢ ̵̸̨̧͖͚͎͕̜̽̊̾ͦ͗ͬͫ͆ͤͨͦ̈́̓̔ͩ̚̚̕e̶͚͇̟͎̥͙̳͒͗ͣ̄͘͡͠͝s̶̨̡̖͙̹͔͉̟̭̬̼͕̟̟̘̞̃͌̀̽̉̑ͦ͛̎ͯ͊̒͌̑t̴̶̬̱̖̥̫̜̓̀ͧ͐͑̌̍ͥ̆͘͢͟ ̡͎̜̜͇̘̘͈̩̘͔̬̝͈̺̫̥̰̎ͧ̑͛ͤ̾̉̃́̌̆̒̌͂ͬ͗̎́̚̕͟͜i͊͆̏̚͠҉̀҉̯̹̞̣̼͖͙̼̼͇n̬̹͎ͯͪ̃͐̾͂ͫ̍͆͐ͦ͝ͅ…

  • Paterson
  • The Witch
  • High-Rise
  • Dheepan
  • Mustang

My 10(11) Favourite Films From 2016

11 films

SO FAR. WORK IN PROGRESS.

I’m not prepared to move anything from this list because they’re all fantastic, but “Your…

  • Keeping Up with the Joneses
  • Split
  • Inferno
  • Lazer Team
  • How to Be Single
  • Song to Song
  • The Master
  • Personal Shopper
  • mother!
  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

Unrated, Ranked

7 films

Basically a rewatch reminder

  • Thor: Ragnarok
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • Coco
  • The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
  • Logan
  • Killing Ground
  • Radio Mary
  • CHiPS
  • I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore
  • Girlfriend's Day