We're making a movie, you see. Get this, there's this company, Hudsucker. Those businessmen, way up there, you know, at Hudsucker, they've got a scheme. But this scheme needs a proxy. Right? A Hudsucker Proxy. A know-nothing putz, a schmuck, a doof. A slow talker, slow thinker, small ideas, but big smiles, high spirits. And you know what we'll do once they find him? Surround him with fast-talkers, quick thinkers, wit throwers. It'll be great, it'll make the best movie,…