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movies whose full title can be perfectly and comfortably sung to the rhythm and cadence of the "i know who i want to take me home" part of "closing time"

every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end

(not just any 9-syllable title, has to be able to be sung out loud without messing with the pronunciation of the words)


edit: submissions are closed ’cause no offense but y’all are bad at this

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  • Daddy's Little Girls
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Me and You and Everyone We Know
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  • Murder on the Orient Express
  • Shinjuku Triad Society
  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
  • Journey to the Center of the Earth
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu
  • Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
  • John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • Gold Diggers of 1933
  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold
  • Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
  • xXx: Return of Xander Cage
  • Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love
  • Battle for the Planet of the Apes
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch
  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
  • Once Upon a Time in Mexico
  • Wonder Woman 1984