The absolute Timothy Olyphant vibes Dwayne Hickman gives off in this
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FernGully: The Last Rainforest 1992
Thinking about when I heard Funky Cold Medina on the radio for the first time and was like “why does this sound like the Gila monster from ferngully, the superior 1992 Robin Williams vehicle”
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The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea 2000
Without getting into why I'm watching this at 11pm on a Wednesday, did the filmmakers just call Pat Carroll like
A: Would you like to voice our little mermaid sequel villain
PC: didn't the character I played...die?
A: yes, we’d like you to play the new one
PC: oh so you want me to do a different voic-
A: that won’t be necessary
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Sleepy Hollow 1999
If there isn’t buggy eye effects and a massive amount of period dress cleavage, is it even a Tim Burton movie?
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Dark Phoenix 2019
Alright this isn’t *garbage* garbage like everyone made me think but still
Fox was so good at fumbling the X-men bag that they took the only thing fans collectively agreed was better than the mcu, quicksilver, and decided not to use him. Like at all.
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