• Cat Ballou

    Cat Ballou

    ★★★

    The absolute Timothy Olyphant vibes Dwayne Hickman gives off in this

  • FernGully: The Last Rainforest

    FernGully: The Last Rainforest

    ★★★★

    Thinking about when I heard Funky Cold Medina on the radio for the first time and was like “why does this sound like the Gila monster from ferngully, the superior 1992 Robin Williams vehicle”

  • The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

    The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

    Without getting into why I'm watching this at 11pm on a Wednesday, did the filmmakers just call Pat Carroll like 
    A: Would you like to voice our little mermaid sequel villain
    PC: didn't the character I played...die?
    A: yes, we’d like you to play the new one
    PC: oh so you want me to do a different voic-
    A: that won’t be necessary


    And they didn’t even give my boy Christopher Daniel Barnes a call psh expecting me to buy Yakko Warner as Prince Eric

  • Sleepy Hollow

    Sleepy Hollow

    ★★★★

    If there isn’t buggy eye effects and a massive amount of period dress cleavage, is it even a Tim Burton movie?


    edit: I forgot to mention Day Glo™ red blood

  • Judas and the Black Messiah

    Judas and the Black Messiah

    ★★★★½

    Anyway **** all cops

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★★

    Alright this isn’t *garbage* garbage like everyone made me think but still

    Fox was so good at fumbling the X-men bag that they took the only thing fans collectively agreed was better than the mcu, quicksilver, and decided not to use him. Like at all.

  • Hive

    Hive

    ★★½

    Sundance 2021 - film #8

    Kinda bummed I ended my Sundance on this because it’s the only film I had a really hard time getting through, good performances I just had trouble engaging.

  • Flee

    Flee

    ★★★★½

    Sundance 2021 - film #7

    Probably my favorite of all the films I’ve watched today I can’t recommend it enough

  • Cusp

    Cusp

    ★★★★

    Sundance 2021 - film #6

    Men really only exist on a scale of me wanting to punch them to wanting to literally murder them.

    The quiet tragedy of these girls nonchalance about extremely heartbreaking situations is gonna stick with me for a long time.

  • Jockey

    Jockey

    ★★★½

    Sundance 2021 - film #5

    Clifton Collins Jr remains one of the most underrated actors working

  • Cryptozoo

    Cryptozoo

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Sundance 2021 - film #4

    The Micheal Cera getting impaled cinematic universe

  • Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)

    Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)

    ★★★★½

    Sundance 2021 - film #3