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  • The History of the Seattle Mariners
  • Thief
  • Out of the Past
  • Fantastic Planet

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  • JFK

  • The General

    ★★★★

  • Battling Butler

  • Metropolitan

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  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★★★

    The Great American Novel is about morality or justice or some bullshit, while the Great American Movie is about a giant killer shark that eats people, and this is why movies are better

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  • Go West

    Go West

    ★★★½

    First cow.

  • Seven Chances

    Seven Chances

    ★★★½

    Really takes off when Buster starts being chased by an angry mob in bridal veils.

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  • Body Heat

    Body Heat

    ★★★★

    Florida Man Fucks Up Big Time

  • The Duke of Burgundy

    The Duke of Burgundy

    ★★★★½

    Yeah, I'm into BDSM: Brakhage, domesticity, sadness, and, uh... moths.