Favorite films

  • The History of the Seattle Mariners
  • The Insider
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Fantastic Planet

Recent activity

  • Airplane!


  • The Shining


  • Deep Cover

  • It Happened One Night

Pinned reviews

  • Jaws



    The Great American Novel is about morality or justice or some bullshit, while the Great American Movie is about a giant killer shark that eats people, and this is why movies are better

Recent reviews

  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    Gremlins 2: The New Batch


    The American Playtime, a slimy, snaggletoothed cartoon opus.

  • Alien³



    Alien 3 is a Rorschach test. Simply apply to it the number of stars you'd give to something with the following log line: "A $50 million Nine Inch Nails music video, ugly-gorgeous, aggressively unsentimental, and edgy in that specific early- to mid-90s way."

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