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  • Airplane!

    ★★★★

  • The Shining

    ★★★★½

  • Deep Cover

  • It Happened One Night

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  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★★★

    The Great American Novel is about morality or justice or some bullshit, while the Great American Movie is about a giant killer shark that eats people, and this is why movies are better

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  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    ★★★★½

    The American Playtime, a slimy, snaggletoothed cartoon opus.

  • Alien³

    Alien³

    ★★★

    Alien 3 is a Rorschach test. Simply apply to it the number of stars you'd give to something with the following log line: "A $50 million Nine Inch Nails music video, ugly-gorgeous, aggressively unsentimental, and edgy in that specific early- to mid-90s way."

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