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  • Dark Crimes

    Dark Crimes

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    *opening credits are cut between clips of women being abused by dudes in suits*

    What kind of perverse monster would start off a movie this way?

    *cuts to logo of Brett Ratner's production company*

    Oh that makes sense.

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp

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    If you're looking for a sequel to a fun movie to challenge you on a emotional level: watch Paddington 2.

    If you're looking for a sequel to push its narrative in a fresh direction: watch Paddington 2.

    If you're looking for a script that has anything resembling ambition or ingenuity: watch Paddington 2.

    If you want to continue giving these movies a pass even though I'm positive you know this one was kinda sucky because #Marvel #Is #Fun: Maybe watchโ€ฆ