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  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm


    I’d love to know what the original outline for the second half of this was, before world events conspired against it.

  • The Bourne Supremacy

    The Bourne Supremacy


    Does what all good sequels need to do, builds on the previous film without getting bogged down in lore and other bullshit. Like the first film it moves like a rocket without ever feeling rushed. As much as a lot of action/thrillers took from these films they seem to forget this.

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  • Too Old to Die Young

    Too Old to Die Young


    Critics: Twin Peaks: The Return is the most singular piece of television ever created. No-one will even try and top it. 

    NWR: Hold. (13 hours of neon drenched sex, violence, and very long, very slow, conversations between people who seemingly have never interacted with another human) my beer. 

    I’d love to see what the viewing figures are for this series. I would be surprised if even 10% of the people who start episode 1 manage  to get to the end…

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum


    Me: I wonder if this can top the previous two 

    John Wick 3: 🔪🔪🔪🐴🏍🐕🐕🏍🗡⚔️