Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jingle All the Way 2 2014

  ½ Watched 09 Dec 2023

  This movie represents everything that is wrong with cinema.

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  Holidate 2020

  ★★★ Watched 07 Dec 2023

  I wish more romcoms featured Emma Roberts shitting herself.

Popular reviews

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  The Marvels 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Nov 2023

  This features my favorite needle drop of the decade.

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  The Godfather 1972

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2023 5

  Do you think this movie would be more or less remembered if it had kept in the subplot from the book about Sonny's secret lover Lucy Mancini and her enormous vagina that only Sonny and his oversized manhood could satisfy, to the point where after Sonny is no longer in the picture she begins dating doctor who performs a surgery to "put in some real tight walls" so that he can finally satisfy her the way Sonny did.

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