Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  Horny Boney wants that sweet Josephine.

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  Thanksgiving 2023

  ★★★ Watched 21 Nov 2023

  Typical Eli Roth dumbo script, cringe dialogue and incredibly obnoxious characters, but filled with gruesome kills and  it’s entertaining and fast moving.

Popular reviews

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  Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 1987

  ★½ Watched 26 Feb 2014 6

  "Take me to the woman, or I will hurt these drain covers, cars, fireman's hoses and pavements.

  Funniest things -

  Nuclear Man's hatred for world monuments
  Nuclear Man's hair
  Nuclear Man's roar
  Humans breathing in space
  The worst fight ever, on the moon

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  Total Recall 1990

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Aug 2012 10

  I watched this in Glasgow's GFT last night with a room of like-minded people who appreciate the cheesy wonder of this excellent sci-fi.

  The one liners were cheered and received mighty laughs, which made the film even better.

  I even thought the special effects stood up and the eye popping scenes were great.

  If you get the chance to see it in a cinema do so, it really enhances the film greatly.

  Highlight of the film was my brother hitting the giggles for about 5 minutes and starting me off.

  Great stuff.