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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    Government: *Caves to demands made by progressives and passes laws that allow state workers to forcibly remove people from their homes with the help of the police and imprison them in care homes while stripping them of their assets*

    Letterboxd Socialists: "How could the Free Market do this to us? 😲"

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    WE 🙌 NEED 🙌 MORE 🙌 WOMEN 🙌 DIRECTING 🙌 TRASHY 🙌 SCHLOCK 🙌 FOR 🙌 MAN-CHILDREN 🙌 YOU BIGOT

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  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    Tale as old as time
    Told twelve times before
    Now we're strapped for cash
    Time for a rehash
    Remake it once more

    Always just the same
    Never a surprise
    Always as before
    And ever just as sure
    As the sun will rise

    Just a little change
    Small to say the least
    So that they can say
    It had to be remade
    Beauty and the Beast

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    Imagine what it feels like for a friend or a family member to recommend Love Actually to you. You've known this person for years, and you respect their opinion, so you order this... thing... from Netflix as soon as possible. It arrives. You place it in your DVD player, hit play, and start watching.

    At first, you think it's a joke. No way could this have been a serious recommendation, right? Nobody in their right mind could enjoy this schmaltzy…