Government: *Caves to demands made by progressives and passes laws that allow state workers to forcibly remove people from their homes with the help of the police and imprison them in care homes while stripping them of their assets*
Letterboxd Socialists: "How could the Free Market do this to us? 😲"
WE 🙌 NEED 🙌 MORE 🙌 WOMEN 🙌 DIRECTING 🙌 TRASHY 🙌 SCHLOCK 🙌 FOR 🙌 MAN-CHILDREN 🙌 YOU BIGOT
Tale as old as time
Told twelve times before
Now we're strapped for cash
Time for a rehash
Remake it once more
Always just the same
Never a surprise
Always as before
And ever just as sure
As the sun will rise
Just a little change
Small to say the least
So that they can say
It had to be remade
Beauty and the Beast
Imagine what it feels like for a friend or a family member to recommend Love Actually to you. You've known this person for years, and you respect their opinion, so you order this... thing... from Netflix as soon as possible. It arrives. You place it in your DVD player, hit play, and start watching.
At first, you think it's a joke. No way could this have been a serious recommendation, right? Nobody in their right mind could enjoy this schmaltzy…
