Favorite films

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
  • Splendor in the Grass
  • Young Adult
  • White Chicks

Recent activity

  • Christmas with You


  • The Noel Diary


  • Meet Cute


  • Sex with Sue

Recent reviews

  • Christmas with You

    Christmas with You


    FPJ in his certified DILF era doing a single dad Music & Lyrics episode of Jane the Virgin. Excited for this moment in his career tbh. Charming flick.

  • The Noel Diary

    The Noel Diary


    This only worked when it fully leaned into its corniness, which wasn't often enough. Barrett Doss is adorable and this is exactly the career Justin Hartley deserves

Popular reviews

  • Little Italy

    Little Italy


    Hoooooooooooooo boy.

    1. Emma Roberts and Hayden Christensen are supposed to be the same age, yet he looks 20 years older than her when in reality he's 11 years older than her. Alyssa Milano plays Emma Roberts' mother. Christensen is closer to Milano's age.

    2. Somehow the Distillery District is hosting the Little Italy CHIN festival EVERY DAY? This will only matter to Toronto folks, I guess.

    3. Nobody in Toronto talks like an extra from the Sopranos, but everyone…

  • Last Holiday

    Last Holiday


    Queen of a mid-00s "European look" clothing montage!
    Queen of critiquing classism & capitalism!
    Queen of charming the fuck out of an entire hotel!
    Queen of being in a movie that's not even about getting the guy, but she still gets the guy anyway!
    Queen of YOLO!
    Queen Latifah ruuuuules and this is one of her best. Also love Jane Adams, Giancarlo Esposito & Alicia Witt in their supporting roles!
    It's not the most Christmassy of Xmas movies, but it's super heartwarming and funny plus all the #spon for The Food Network & Travelocity makes for a fun relic of its time.

    Also, Last Holiday >>>>>>> The Holiday