Casting call for a living eggman lunatic...casting call for a spherical Boschian superfreak...must be willing to drool black fluid and speak the words "What you put in your toilet, I put on my mantel!" with alarming conviction...please contact Tim Burton at earliest convenience...
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The Draughtsman's Contract 1982
[I sustain a spinal cord injury while rolling the R in "ribald," but recumbency increases the distance between the top of my head and the ceiling, permitting me a much greater volume of powdered wig. I am the toast of the season.]
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Skinamarink 2022
“Is Skinamarink Good Or Not” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,