Casting call for a living eggman lunatic...casting call for a spherical Boschian superfreak...must be willing to drool black fluid and speak the words "What you put in your toilet, I put on my mantel!" with alarming conviction...please contact Tim Burton at earliest convenience...
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The Draughtsman's Contract 1982
[I sustain a spinal cord injury while rolling the R in "ribald," but recumbency increases the distance between the top of my head and the ceiling, permitting me a much greater volume of powdered wig. I am the toast of the season.]
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The Evil Within 2017
Needs another decade on the shelf at minimum, but I've never been more confident that I'm watching a future cult classic. Will look like Messiah of Evil to a generation raised on photorealistic CGI.
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Hologram Man 1995
❌ solar
❌ wind
❌ geothermal
☑️ two battling hologram men in white bodysuits with long beautiful hair
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2020
Sonic fans are reliably the most sexually deviant group of human beings in world history, so trying to dredge this sucker out of the uncanny valley seems like a move in the wrong direction. Give Sonic a vore fetish and dub some creepy subaudible frequencies over the soundtrack #myfivecents
