Favorite films

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  Batman Returns 1992

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  Casting call for a living eggman lunatic...casting call for a spherical Boschian superfreak...must be willing to drool black fluid and speak the words "What you put in your toilet, I put on my mantel!" with alarming conviction...please contact Tim Burton at earliest convenience...

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  The Draughtsman's Contract 1982

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  [I sustain a spinal cord injury while rolling the R in "ribald," but recumbency increases the distance between the top of my head and the ceiling, permitting me a much greater volume of powdered wig. I am the toast of the season.]

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  Identikit 1974

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  Supposedly if you pause on the right frame in Koyaanisqatsi you can see Liz Taylor in the background telling strangers to stab her 👀

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  Skinamarink 2022

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  “Is Skinamarink Good Or Not” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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  Vibes 1988

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  I'm grateful to live in a universe in which "psychic Indiana Jones with Jeff Goldblum and Cyndi Lauper" is an actual film that got produced and released and not just the final dream of a dying madman

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  Blackbird 2018

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  Release your insane vanity project, you step-dancing Irish coward!