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  • Messiah of Evil
  • The Falls
  • In the Dark
  • The Strange Case of Señor Computer

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  • Identikit

    ★★★★

  • Skinamarink

    ★★★★

  • High Plains Drifter

    ★★★★★

  • TÁR

    ★★★½

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  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★½

    Casting call for a living eggman lunatic...casting call for a spherical Boschian superfreak...must be willing to drool black fluid and speak the words "What you put in your toilet, I put on my mantel!" with alarming conviction...please contact Tim Burton at earliest convenience...

  • The Draughtsman's Contract

    The Draughtsman's Contract

    ★★★★

    [I sustain a spinal cord injury while rolling the R in "ribald," but recumbency increases the distance between the top of my head and the ceiling, permitting me a much greater volume of powdered wig. I am the toast of the season.]

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  • Identikit

    Identikit

    ★★★★

    Supposedly if you pause on the right frame in Koyaanisqatsi you can see Liz Taylor in the background telling strangers to stab her 👀

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★

    “Is Skinamarink Good Or Not” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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  • Vibes

    Vibes

    ★★★★★

    I'm grateful to live in a universe in which "psychic Indiana Jones with Jeff Goldblum and Cyndi Lauper" is an actual film that got produced and released and not just the final dream of a dying madman

  • Blackbird

    Blackbird

    Release your insane vanity project, you step-dancing Irish coward!