Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Covenant 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 16 May 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  The Taliban really need to up their secret police game. It takes them months just to find one guy, standing around fixing cars in broad daylight. Then a single white dude strolls into town and finds him in 5 minutes. Embarrassing.

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  Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2023

  aight barbara, hear me out…..bugzy malone: james bond, 007. 
  On His Majesty’s Secret Service. 
  Fall 2025. 

  guaranteed 2 billion in presales alone. 
  your most qualified candidate is hiding in plain sight.

Popular reviews

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  The Grand Tour Presents: Seamen 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2019

  Basically just a sequel to apocalypse now.

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  Becoming Cousteau 2021

  ★★★½ Rewatched 31 Oct 2021

  As a fan of the life aquatic I didn’t realize how much Wes Anderson just blatantly stole plot beats from Cousteau’s real life. 

  Still a fun movie tho, both this and Zissou.