Where can I find like a WWOOF network specifically for homesteads beleaguered with nighttime ghastlies and roving outré plasms?
classic Hebrew kings meeting classic Halloween witches
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Extra not really earned star for the doomy seed of a legit cyber noir tossed away between the lines of the big stupid laughs that's the happy ending offered here--all that stuff where Dennis Haysbert's detective ends up doing the husband/user murdering for some rich user lady who prefers she have the tron she's been getting with irl, too, and he's doing it just so she leaves him alone in what he now knows is some pointlessly over-elaborate but ultimately…
my top 5 most wanted horror vs horror movies
5. Rumpelstiltskin vs The VVitch
4. Candyman vs Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula (must have this exact title)
3. Gremlins vs Ghoulies vs Beasties vs Critters vs the gnome from Cat's Eye vs The Pit vs The Brood
2. Don't Look Now vs God Told Me To
1. Maximum Overdrive vs Tremors
This wiped me out. Unsparing, so the elderly aren't magical lessons, but whole & broken, deteriorating people, for whom aging is agency & desire dwindled to the immaterial & unrealized, and these needs are ever-immediate, not receding, not unstuck & out of time. And it's so outrageously funny--Sawa bundles old men into her mercenary care arrangements with flurries of confusion & threats & blackmail. But she's a vital reciprocating presence in lives that have gone without, and out of her strong arm initiations comes this rough…