Atrociously bad. For something this derisory and facetious it is quite impressive how unbearable it is to watch. A YouTube pop exercise at its worst, with a manipulative notion of rhythm allied with an on the nose sound design that renders cinema not only asphyxiated and ugly but especially really stupid. Kind of astonishing how the directors keep finding the most imbecile and embarrassing ideas to render the story more bloated and its form progressively less watchable. A film that never breathes that tries really hard to make some feeling come out from its artificial sensorial inadequacy and sketchy characters (it features possibly the most ridiculous villain I’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter). If not for Michele Yeoh it would be the lowest point cinema got this year alongside Luhrmann’s pathetic ‘Elvis’, which in itself is quite a feat.