Favorite films

  • Parenthood
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure
  • Nothing but Trouble

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  • Wheels on Meals

    ★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★½

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  • 80 for Brady

    80 for Brady

    ★★★½

    This is the spiritual successor to Detroit Rock City that I didn't know I wanted.

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★★

    6/5

    🤘 LICK. IT. UP. 🤘

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  • Baywatch

    Baywatch

    ½

    It's not a good idea to make a comedy that stars ZERO comedians.

    Painfully bad.

    (NOTE: This movie killed Nu-Frank)

  • Money Monster

    Money Monster

    ★★★½

    I'm sure one day a Quant will point out the Glitch in my Algo.

    public float DetermineStarRating()
    {
    float starRating = 0f;
    if (_runningTime < 100f)
    {
    starRating += 1f;
    }
    if (_prodBudget >= 25000000f)
    {
    starRating += 1f;
    }
    if (_gimmick == eGimmick.RealTime)
    {
    starRating += 1f;
    }
    if (_ratingMPAA == eRatingMPAA.Restricted)
    {
    starRating += .5f;
    }
    return starRating;
    }