• Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow

    ★★★★½

    It takes an Alpha to hunt an Omega.

  • Days of Thunder

    Days of Thunder

    ★★★★

    Tom Cruise just equalized everyone!

  • Hot Summer Nights

    Hot Summer Nights

    ★★★½

    Chalamet be moving that SPICE!

  • Never Goin' Back

    Never Goin' Back

    ★★★★

    I 💯 percent want to hang with these chicks! The apex of female role models!

  • A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III

    A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III

    ★★

    Every woman in this movie:
    "STOP LOOKING AT ME, SWAN!"

  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    ★½

    I was not a huge fan of the original, nor the book for that matter, so there's nothing they could do to really disappoint me. But this was just a toothless, basic cable style movie, rather than a film released by one of the last remaining major studios. It's too fast, too silly and the wholesale changes from the book add nothing to the story so why disappoint the actual fanbase for this. Either way, more and more, Blumhouse is looking suspect rather than exciting when their title card pops up in front of a horror film.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★★½

    One more time before seeing MAVERICK on the 24th...the agreed upon first time. A time I'm sticking to as planned by the group, like a gentleman. As opposed to slinking off to a press screening, like a total asshole, six days earlier!

  • Driven

    Driven

    ★★★

    More entertaining than just about anything I've seen on the subject. Though a majority of that is due to Sudeikis' heavy-lifting.

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★½

    4K betrays a lot of the makeup and in cases, dialogue, where they couldn't clearly see the actor speaking in the distance while syncing audio. But the transfer looked great and fun to revisit after what had to be 25+ years.

  • Diana: The Musical

    Diana: The Musical

    🎼"Better than a pint of Guinness...Better than a wank...
    Just snap a couple pictures, it's money in the bank..."

    And people wonder why I hate musical theater and Netflix is losing subscribers...I give you Exhibit A.

    Though if you want to laugh and be in awe of a horribly misguided attempt at art, you could do worse.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    This was actually one of the better Marvel movies I'd seen in a while. I mean, the story was fine and I didn't think the effects were that bad. It's just soooo CGI, I think our brains are probably fighting so hard knowing how much of it isn't even a real set. Like, Yoda will never look as good as he did 40 years ago when Frank Oz had his fist shoved up his ass.

    But what really made it…

  • High and Low

    High and Low

    ★★★★½

    Basically, the world's greatest "LAW & ORDER" episode.

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