• Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★

    Compared to the original justice league it's a masterpiece but it doesn't forgive some if the dialogue and poor CGI, Cyborg needs to download a how to walk guide off his wifi

    Barry allan is charming

    The knightmare scene is *chefs kiss*

  • The Meg

    The Meg

    ★½

    How does a giant shark sneak up on everyone. The acting is atrocious. I don't know why i hate Ruby Rose so much but this has not helped.

  • Hotel Artemis

    Hotel Artemis

    Sofia Boutellas fight scene is actually really well done! Dave Bautista is very charming and loveable in this. These are the main two factors holding up the film. It's one of those films that feels like it could have been alot better then it actually was. Jeff Goldblum is always a delight though!

  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    ★★★★½

    I hate this kid in Deadpool 2 but this film made me like him! Very charming and any movie with an adorable dog is a winner in my books!

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★½

    Gandalf has big dick energy. Great battle sequence.

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The fact Sam and Frodo didn't bang ruins this entire franchise.

  • Crash

    Crash

    Watching this in 2021 shines a light on all the issues highlighted in this film. Men are Trash and cops are pigs.

  • I Am Legend

    I Am Legend

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's a movie of two halves, the first half I always find gripping and really gets me involved in the story. However the second half just falls apart (especially when the cute as heck doggy dies RIP)
    DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE ALTERNATIVE ENDING JEYSUS

  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan

    ★★★★½

    Lost half a star for bad cry acting. One of if not THE best zombie film out there!

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    Great cast! (Especially the kids!) And happy to be part of history watching the most Hail hitlers in cinema history!
    Well worth a watch

  • Twist

    Twist

    "Modern telling of Oliver Twist Brought thrillingly up to date" - So first of all that's a lie. Massive shout out to Rita Oras agent, how they keep getting her acting jobs is beyond me. She can't act. Rafferty Law who makes his acting debut as Oliver Twist, I pray you still have a career after this, but you haven't done yourself any favours. The writing is painful, he does not understand what a Bi-sexual woman is. There is a…

  • Happy Death Day 2U

    Happy Death Day 2U

    ★★★

    Expected to hate this movie, pleasantly surprised the route it took. Very enjoyable and if they do a sequel, just make it stupidly insane