Dean M

Love what you love, it’s not a competition. Except for like all the awards ceremonies where they give out trophies, those are competitions.

Favorite films

  • Rear Window
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • The Thing
  • Clue

Recent activity

  • Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

  • The Night of the Hunter


  • Flashdance

  • Shaun of the Dead

Pinned reviews

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone


    Every year I’m hoping he takes just one bite of that Mac and Cheese. Maybe next year.

  • Aliens



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If all my babies were burned in front of me I would also rip off my egg sack and take an elevator up 50 floors to fuck shit up.

Recent reviews

  • Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

    Producer: Okay, we are pitching this movie as the death of Freddy. We really want to sell that this is the end, but we have killed him in the last 3 movies so it has to be really good for people to accept that it is the end. Dream Warriors they found his actual body and gave it a holy burial. Dream Master he was ripped from the inside out by all the souls he collected. Dream Child he was…

  • The Night of the Hunter

    The Night of the Hunter


    Like I needed another reason to be traumatized by church hymns.

    Brilliant movie.

Popular reviews

  • True Grit

    True Grit


    The middle of this movie showed me the dream casting for a Jaws remake:
    Jeff Bridges as Quint 
    Matt Damon as Hooper
    Hailee Steinfeld as Chief Brody
    Josh Brolin as The Shark

  • Alien³



    I don’t know...there are some things I like but this movie is really boring. I blacked out for like 30 minutes at the end and when I came to they were still running around those damn tunnels, shutting those doors. I mean, what was even going on in that part? 

    Charles S. Dutton gives at least 12 Eulogies and 7 motivational speeches in this movie.