Black Christmas

Black Christmas ★★★½

This is a movie written by beta males for beta males. You'd have to be an absolute virgin to remotely enjoy such a beta male film. Us alpha chads must unite, pillage every theater showing this utter trash, covering every beta male in our path. My fellow frat bros had the right idea, make the beta males turn on their women and join forces with the epic alpha chads. Women will bow before us under our utter chaddness. I cant believe I took a second out of my chadly day to see such a bitchboy film when I could have just been sitting at home juuling. A waste of my precious chadly time.

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