Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Spider-Man 3 2007

  ★★★ Rewatched 06 Dec 2021 2

  My girlfriend said this as Sandman was flying away at the end: “Wait he can’t have sex anymore, when he puts it in his wife’s wet pussy, it’ll just crumble.”

  I had to walk out of the room I was so stunned

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  High Life 2018

  ★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2019 1

  some dude behind me to his friend: “hey this sucks can i leave and i’ll meet you after it’s done?”

Recent reviews

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  Maestro 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Dec 2023

  dude LOVED cigs and dick

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  The Boy and the Heron 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  Really hard to put into words of what i just watched. Miyazaki going absolutely crazy with everything here.

  Seriously profound stuff—as someone that constantly holds on to memories and often doesn’t know how to let go/let life move on, this was a breathtaking watch all together. Really good stuff man, hope to see this again in IMAX

  Forever grateful for my girlfriend introducing me to Miyazaki’s work in 2019

Popular reviews

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 18 May 2019 1

  me towards the beginning of this movie: Ethan Hawke’s character is annoying and there’s no way this is really love

  me at the end of this movie: I’M DEPRESSED AND THIS MOVIE REALLY IS LOVE

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  Jumanji: The Next Level 2019

  ★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2019

  me in college in filmmaking classes: man i can’t write for shit, who would ever laugh at such dumb jokes?
  
  me watching Jumanji: The Next Level at 1:45 on a Sunday afternoon while my entire audience laughs their ass off at a testicles joke that goes on for almost three minutes: holy fuck