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Mike Meyers’ The Cat in the Hat is a cinematic masterpiece

Favorite films

  • Cloverfield
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Spider-Man 2
  • The Shining

Recent activity

  • Maestro


  • The Boy and the Heron


  • Napoleon


  • Red Eye


Pinned reviews

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3


    My girlfriend said this as Sandman was flying away at the end: “Wait he can’t have sex anymore, when he puts it in his wife’s wet pussy, it’ll just crumble.”

    I had to walk out of the room I was so stunned

  • High Life

    High Life


    some dude behind me to his friend: “hey this sucks can i leave and i’ll meet you after it’s done?”

Recent reviews

  • Maestro



    dude LOVED cigs and dick

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron


    Really hard to put into words of what i just watched. Miyazaki going absolutely crazy with everything here.

    Seriously profound stuff—as someone that constantly holds on to memories and often doesn’t know how to let go/let life move on, this was a breathtaking watch all together. Really good stuff man, hope to see this again in IMAX

    Forever grateful for my girlfriend introducing me to Miyazaki’s work in 2019

Popular reviews

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise


    me towards the beginning of this movie: Ethan Hawke’s character is annoying and there’s no way this is really love

    me at the end of this movie: I’M DEPRESSED AND THIS MOVIE REALLY IS LOVE

  • Jumanji: The Next Level

    Jumanji: The Next Level


    me in college in filmmaking classes: man i can’t write for shit, who would ever laugh at such dumb jokes?

    me watching Jumanji: The Next Level at 1:45 on a Sunday afternoon while my entire audience laughs their ass off at a testicles joke that goes on for almost three minutes: holy fuck