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  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • The Thing
  • Chopping Mall
  • Noroi: The Curse

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  • They/Them

  • You Should Have Left

    ★★

  • Someday

    ★★

  • Return of the Evil Fox

    ★★

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  • They/Them

    They/Them

    On one hand, it's nice to see some diversity and inclusivity in the casting here but on the other I just wish they were able to make it into a better movie. Also, they did a nice job designing the look of the killer, but again it feels kinda moot because you see them for a total of 45 seconds roughly. What a waste.

  • You Should Have Left

    You Should Have Left

    ★★

    Despite this sucking pretty bad there's some good ideas going on, like having Amanda Seyfried in your movie for one. She's always a great presence but not as Kevin Bacon's wife, that's just silly I mean c'mon. The bits with being out of sync in a house that changed it's shape was neat, but everything else sucked.

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  • Immanence

    Immanence

    ★★

    2 minutes in: please don't be about religion the whole time.
    20 minutes in: oh, goddamnit.
    I liked the weird sci fi bits, but this didn't make any sense. Manages to squander a mind possessing scifi satanic murder pig scenario, but it's not nearly as good as that sounds.

  • Grave Robbers

    Grave Robbers

    ★★★★

    I originally set out to watch Graverobbers but saw this instead and I'm not even mad because this was fantastic. Starts a little slow with the grave robbing, but soon people start falling into tombs and getting murdered by a big ol' Satanic guy with an axe. Just what my Thanksgiving needed, for sure.