Matthew Roberts

Matthew Roberts


22 year old genderfluid idiot foolishly devoted to the movies and music. Prone to hyperbole

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  • MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

    MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate


    Shoulda got a 5 but the (COOL) monkey doesn't start skateboarding till like the 35 minute mark at earliest. It just can't shake its MVP: Most Valuable Primate roots...

  • Murder by Death

    Murder by Death


    Pretty grim not gonna lie. There's some occasionally really funny chuckles but this thing just plods. Heavy as a plastic corpse. Of course it's not quite an issue as Sellers in some of the worst yellowface I've ever seen in my life, it's a pretty shockingly "-ist" movie that inherently makes it a lot cheaper than similar movies like Clue or the purist And Then There Were None. Murder By Death's only significant playing card is its cast and even then it's mostly Falk (especially, I'm biased) and Guinness that shine through the most. They can't save this though. Hardest disappointment in a hot minute.

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    One Star is Born

  • For the Hungry Boy

    For the Hungry Boy


    I refuse to believe a man as handsome as Daniel Day Lewis could help make a baby that ugly