• When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

    the stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale coffee table remains in my thoughts even today. I’d honestly take it for free, I could use a coffee table. billy crystal’s inner mike wazowski really came out in that scene. laughed the hardest when he yelled “I WAS BEING NICE” because we’ve all been there!

  • Death to 2021

    Death to 2021

    don’t look up (2021) but on a lesser budget

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    jane campion really knows how to get me invested in a story that I would otherwise never care about. like ffs, this is a western and I can’t give it anything less than a 4. maybe it’s because it’s so unlike every other classic western, without all the recurring tropes? I wasn’t feeling benedict cumberbatch’s acting at the start but then I understood what he was going for - and maybe I was just conflating my hatred for the character…

  • The Lost Daughter

    The Lost Daughter

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    every once in a while I end up watching a film that makes me terrified of the idea of having a child, and those kind of films always come when I least expect them. but this film was so real and raw that I actually enjoyed watching it. also enjoyed watching jack farthing for the few seconds he was in this, don’t tell anyone! olivia colman is still the beast. the scene where she owns up to having taken the…

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    I thought I was watching a film with a boring plot and unfunny jokes for the most part, but then ariana grande and kid cudi started singing a song and I didn’t know what was going on anymore

  • Between Two Ferns: The Movie

    Between Two Ferns: The Movie

    ★★½

    popstar: never stop never stopping did it better

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★½

    I cried watching this and the rating might not be as high on a second or third viewing but you guys are gonna have to live with this rating for now. kristen’s performance moved me to tears and I’m so proud of her. the ending was a bit off but I honestly don’t know what else I was expecting? I genuinely don’t know how this was supposed to end because it wasn’t even like a film with a classic narrative or something… it was just a peek into someone’s life - or at least an attempt at it.

  • The Harder They Fall

    The Harder They Fall

    ★★★★½

    now this is a western I could get behind. I don’t know how and why I never realised it earlier but lakeith stanfield is hot. I think I said that out loud every time he was onscreen, I even ended up forgetting that cherokee was on rufus buck’s side not nat love’s side lmao. regina king and zazie beets were amazing as always but danielle deadwyler stole the show for me as cuffee. the songs used in this were so…

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty

    ★★

    am I supposed to feel sorry for that bitch joe? I don’t 

    I started watching this during my first week at work cause there was no actual work to do and I’m finishing it three weeks later… I‘be had a lot of free time on my hands but this film was so boring I just couldn’t bring myself to keep watching it. fam I kept waiting for him to actually leave that room and he just ends up going to the toilet at the end… didn’t even leave the damn building. well okay

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★★★

    nothing but respect for my choice of a halloween movie, which by the way, has no right being this iconic. we all know this was the real cultural reset, let’s stop fucking around

  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained

    was pretty good until Mr. Tarantino tried to convince us of his acting ability! what a vibe and mood killer. anyway get these guys some dental care products please, how the fuck do they still have functioning teeth. I should be giving this film a high rating but I still believe it’s longer than it needs to be but giving a lower rating for that reason alone might get too controversial. jamie foxx was good in this and I think will…

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    we went from watching dear evan hansen bootlegs to pirating the film version when it’s still in theatres. look how much we’ve grown.

    jokes aside I never liked the musical that much and this film was, well. however I still like some of the songs in this film don’t judge me. waving through a window is still a bop. but I honestly would’ve taken a pitch perfect spin-off film starring benji instead of this shit. too bad it’s too late for…