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  Anna 2019

  ★½ Watched by Joanna 26 Apr 2022

  i'm so sick of seeing eastern european women being mistreated, abused and raped in hollywood for shock value

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  I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020

  ★ Watched by Joanna 12 Sep 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  absolute overintellectualized hot garbage. jessie buckley deserves so much better than this. literally game of thrones gave me more closure than this - i never learned whether the redhead girl got home alright, had a hot bath, and went to work the next day?? if you try to mansplain to me that 'but this film isn't about closure it's about uhhh perceptron of time and reality' i will fucking kill you

  half a star for caspar david friedrich and the anna karenina reference respectively

Popular reviews

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  Sissi: The Fateful Years of an Empress 1957

  ★★★ Watched by Joanna 16 Oct 2020

  This movie is like an oversweetened dessert that you continue to eat despite the awful toothache and increased waistline because it's just too good and brings back too many idyllic childhood memories. Nearly gave me diabetes but it was worth it if only for the costumes and the sets

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  Mary Shelley 2017

  ★★½ Watched by Joanna 29 Oct 2018

  one star for maisie's scottish accent, one star for douglas booth's jawline, and a half a star for the costumes. thats it