Wannabe horror movie writer and scholar that's aging into his personality. Lover of horror, comedy, teen and queer movies.

Favorite films

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar
  • Requiem for a Dream
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Recent activity

  • Thirteen


  • American Reunion


  • Dream Home


  • The Munsters


Recent reviews

  • The Munsters

    The Munsters


    I'm fully prepared to be the only one out there liking this latest attempt at a Munsters reboot, but it was fun and aggressively cheesy and baroque...just like the original series. It also still manages to do its own thing on top of that, which is what I'm looking for in a reboot. All I really would change is tightening up the second half of the film, because I feel like it loses steam after a certain point and sort of just...ends.

  • Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon

    Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon


    While I wish Ana Lily Amirpour would make another film closer to her debut, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, this is definitely a step in a better direction than her last effort, The Bad Batch. It's also a whole lot of fun, even though I wanted more of both Jeon Jong-seo and Ed Skrein.

Popular reviews

  • Lazy Susan

    Lazy Susan


    Imagine if the pandemic doesn't stop and Sean Hayes gets the Best Actor Oscar for Lazy Susan (2020) dir. Nick Peet.

  • Pearl



    Remember when Ari Aster called Midsommar "The Wizard of Oz for perverts"?

    Pearl is that movie.

    I am going to be thinking about this movie for a long time, especially that Mia Goth monologue that y'all undersold on how hard it was gonna hit me.