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Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Memories of Murder
  • The Social Network
  • Spider-Man

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  • 88 Minutes

    ★★★★

  • I Love You, Man

    ★★★

  • BlackBerry

    ★★★½

  • Knocked Up

    ★★★½

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  • 88 Minutes

    88 Minutes

    ★★★★

    fun little mystery thriller where al pacino gets to play his character from heat again. i will say it was pretty obvious from the beginning who was behind things here. despite some good efforts to throw you off i don’t think it’s gonna trick you up much. despite that, the running clock and the mystery are fun and always keep the movie moving forward.

  • I Love You, Man

    I Love You, Man

    ★★★

    solid movie but i think the amount of paul rudd ive seen this month made it really hard to believe him as the bumbling idiot trying to make guy friends. like who doesnt wanna be friends with paul rudd he just seems like a fun dude even when hes acting like an idiot. ill be your best man paul rudd, and i give one hell of a best man speech let me tell you

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  • The Plumber

    The Plumber

    ★★★★★

    I KNOW THE FIRST DROP OF CUM TO DROP OUT OF YOUR COCK

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So i'm basically the worlds biggest spidey-sexual -- I've had such immense reverence for this character since I was 6 years old watching the first Raimi movie in theatres with my pop. It wasn't long after that my father had to leave to escape being captured by ICE who were legally aloud to ask latino people in my area for their papers. Because of this, and my experience with the first movie with my dad, I think I was drawn…