I don't watch movies, man... *long drag on cigarette*

I consume them. *coughing hard*

Favorite films

  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  • The Godfather: Part II
  • Hell or High Water
  • Thief

Recent activity

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

  • The Ringer

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


  • The Banshees of Inisherin


Recent reviews

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    A drab, bland, and disappointing follow-up to Knives Out. Sterilizing everything that made the first film so enjoyable, Glass Onion chooses to bring to life the saddest elements of social media's false personas, and drop them on an island together. The story was uninteresting. The humour was lame. And the characters - which made the original so unique and lively - prove utterly unbearable.

  • The Ringer

    The Ringer

    Yeah... I'm not even gonna touch this one.

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