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  • Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    ★★★½

  • Scream VI

    ★★★½

  • Children of the Corn

    ★★

  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    ★★½

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  • Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

    ★★★½

    Demons, goop, and gore galore! They don't make 'em like they used to, kiddies.

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★½

    "Scream VI doesn't dethrone the top tier Scream movies, yet still manages to refuel franchise enthusiasm. Radio Silence continues their stab-a-thon with another bloodthirsty whodunnit in the name of Ghostface's glory. We're treated to another excellent Scream opening kill and newcomers make their presence known without overshadowing figureheads. Its struggles are with chosen commentary avenues and elements that tie directly into third-act reveals or character reintroductions, which I'm purposefully leaving vague because Scream movies aren't to be spoiled.

    Scream VI…

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  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★

    "Dan Trachtenberg’s Predator prequel Prey succeeds by daring to embrace what prior sequels did not: Simplicity.

    The basics of Predator cinema boil down to skull trophies and rival combat, but most of all, the thrill of an uninterrupted hunt. With brutal ease, writer Patrick Aison translates Predator codes to hunter-gatherer dichotomies in Native American cultures.

    There’s nothing scarier than the laws of natural hierarchies on display in their most elemental forms, and that’s what Prey recognizes with menacing regard. There’s…

  • Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★

    Can one even claim to understand cinema until they've seen a minotaur get a handjob in stop-motion? Defies star ratings. So much on-screen poop. "Mad" indeed.