Favorite films

  • Welcome to the Dollhouse
  • Nashville
  • Gummo
  • Palookaville

Recent activity

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  • Showing Up


  • Slam Dunk: The Movie


Recent reviews

  • Black Mirror: Demon 79

    Black Mirror: Demon 79


    What do people get out of this shit? NOTHING. All the positive buzz for this is out of politeness, I guarantee it. It's tedious, it's insufferable, it's too long, and every single character sucks. The last point applies to all of series 6 (at least some of the other episodes are under 60 minutes).
    And the kicker: there wasn't even any science fiction. I get it Brooker, you lived through the Cold War and you were super scared and oh my GOD we are living through it again guys!!
    Shut the fuck up you irrelevant has been.

  • Hypnotic



Popular reviews

  • Blackhat



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Blackhat is indeed too beautiful for this world, which is why everyone rejected it. "Too cold", they said. "Not realistic" they said. I struggle to understand what went through the mainstream critics' mind during Hathaway and Lien's first sex scene, which came at a time they were waiting until dawn for an international flight. It was out of necessity that they found each other, and their physical chemistry couldn't have been more perfect. It was beautiful.

    And then there was…

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower


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