Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Castle Freak 1995

  ★★ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  Didn't expect to see the castle freak's dick AND balls. 2 stars for jeffrey combs receding hairline ❤️

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  Garth Marenghi's Darkplace 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Oct 2023

  The best show I've ever seen in my life and its only got 6 episodes, on YouTube. If there's a god its a deeply cruel one. The exploding ambulance gets me so bad

Popular reviews

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  Edward Scissorhands 1990

  ★★★½ Rewatched 06 Apr 2018 6

  Why would they give him the water bed
  If he has scissors
  For hands

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  The Godfather: Part III 1990

  ★★ Added

  This is the longest film in the trilogy despite Part II being an hour longer