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Favorite films

  • La Haine
  • The Witch
  • Uncut Gems
  • Whiplash

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Pinned reviews

  • Mandy



    The psychotic drowns where the mystic're drowning.

    I can't tag every quote and mention every magical shot. Everything is fucking beautiful and mesmerizing. There still hasn't been anything like this since its release. This is the one movie I truly gush over and can't stop watching. This might have been my 9th time and I still love it so much. I've already done a lengthy review on why I think this is so good, but it's just so perfect…

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show


    "We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented, it's as simple as that."

    One of the greatest films of all time in my opinion. So tightly constructed, a perfect world. The music, acting, costume design, story, everything 10/10. The ending really is what sets this apart from most movies. The man playing God talking directly to his creation while people pray for him to deny it all and be free. The shots of Truman walking on…

Recent reviews

  • Influencer



    Not scary, not mysterious, not all that thrilling. No reasons, nothing below the surface, not even going to show any sex or violence but use it as a selling point - it's all off-screen. Boo 👎. It doesn't even have anything to do with being an influencer ???

    Dumbest serial killer of all time.

    There are dozens of reviews mentioning the writing, music, 'twists' it really a twist when it's literally shown to you in the 1st scene and explained in the 3rd?

    Nothing stands out, a waste of time in my opinion. You'll have more fun watching A Perfect Getaway


  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    A few afterthoughts because I'm not reviewing this lame-ass movie lol

    -most LB users must be parents lol which is cool, but I will be weary of ratings for kid's movies from now on

    -used the marvel formula when it didn't need that at all

    -the voice acting is so shitty, Mario sounds like Chris hire voice actors. But a million ppl prob watched for Anya Taylor-Joy so execs are happy

    -SOULLESS and if you bought a ticket then…

Popular reviews

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    This is a thinker. I feel like I need to sleep on this to really digest it, but I also don't think I could dive in and break it all down without another watch.

    Beautifully shot in a dream like world and a hypnotic choir carries out throughout most of the film. It's a fairy tale but never like I've seen before. The editing was actually pretty awful to begin, but it calms down and the stretched out scenes suck…

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day


    There's never been another movie like this one. Perfect blend of sci-fi and action, the right kind of comedy sprinkled in, and a time travel plot that doesn't go off the rails. I know in later movies it does, but those feel separate to me. Even the 1st film just feels like a prologue to this one.

    In my top 5 greatest action flicks for sure.