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  • The Driller Killer

    The Driller Killer

    ★★★★½

    mesmerizing

  • I'm Your Woman

    I'm Your Woman

    ★★★

    i get it yeah ok but like

    new movies please get more personality and/or put more care into your action sequences please

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  • Serenity

    Serenity

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    wow that creepy little fuck child just wants his dead dad to get paid for rawdogging diane lane on the regular.

    i think that's beautiful.

    invigorating and exhausting simultaneously. but mostly the latter.

    update: i originally gave this 1.5 stars like a weak little coward i now give it 2.5.... more complicated territory

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★

    i was a social failure of a bitch of a valedictorian and yet... no fucking clue what the fuck one is supposed to do with this. i do not know this world. i do not care about these people. i was not moved or entertained. no ideas where transmitted to me.