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  The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched by Wyatt 21 Jun 2018

  Me: Not PREPPED
  My Expectations: GRATED
  Script: FULLY BAKED
  Set Design: SERVED
  My Wig: FRIED
  Michael: SKINNED
  Albert: COOKED
  Georgina: MASTER CHEF

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  Mission: Impossible - Fallout 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched by Wyatt 05 Aug 2018 2

  Heart? Broken.
  Dream? Made.
  Love? Taken (over by Henry Cavill).
  No, I'm not messing around with you.
  No, no, no.

  The sixth installment to a franchise as a magnum opus? Not possible I'd say. That was until Fallout happened. You don't have to be a lover of the Mission: Impossible franchise to enjoy the fallout from Fallout.
  Tom Cruise is not much of an actor anymore. He plays the same dispirited agent in all of his movies, whether it's in…

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★★ Watched by Wyatt 17 Jan 2022 1

  Karun’s comedic relief is the absolute best since Darcy & Ikaris, hurling himself into the Sun, is the 2020-vibe I didn’t expect from this Marvel saga!

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  Sublet 2020

  ★★★½ Watched by Wyatt 11 Jan 2022

  This movie largely maintains itself as a momentary romance. Much like the intimacy explored in Weekend, Sublet takes place over a five-day period as Michael, a New York Times writer, comes to Tel Aviv to explore the city and report how the city truly operates, away from the supposed fiction of news programs or prior reporters. And what way is there to *truly* experience a city than by staying in an authentic flat. This is where our movie starts as…

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  Black Mirror: White Bear 2013

  ★★★★ Watched by Wyatt 19 Jan 2018

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It's like The Truman Show for criminals

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  Mona Lisa Smile 2003

  ★★★ Watched by Wyatt 16 Aug 2017 2

  Sappy-eyed Maggie Gyllenhaal + rich-bitch Kirsten Dunst feuding over the definition of art means this is a rare early-2000s treasure the Library of Congress needs to preserve so future generations of gay men + divorced women can discuss whether or not Julia Roberts' face can pull off 'hats' or 'chapeaus'.