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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    Heart? Broken.
    Dream? Made.
    Love? Taken (over by Henry Cavill).
    No, I'm not messing around with you.
    No, no, no.

    The sixth installment to a franchise as a magnum opus? Not possible I'd say. That was until Fallout happened. You don't have to be a lover of the Mission: Impossible franchise to enjoy the fallout from Fallout.
    Tom Cruise is not much of an actor anymore. He plays the same dispirited agent in all of his movies, whether it's in…

  • Cinema Paradiso

    Cinema Paradiso


    Living here day by day, you think it's the center of the world. You believe nothing will ever change. Then you leave: a year, two years. When you come back, everything's changed. The thread's broken.

    The quote got to me and then OF COURSE, the ending happens where Toto goes home. And he knocks on the door. And his mother has been knitting. Hearing the knock she knows its him and eagerly goes to the door. And as she gets…

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  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street


    Nothing's gonna harm you......not while I'm around.........

    Went from being vaguely okay with every song to knowing every word of every song. I think I could watch this endlessly.
    The final scene gets me....every time.

  • Music and Lyrics

    Music and Lyrics


    This movie only seems to get funnier every time I rewatch it. Admittedly, I downloaded this soundtrack when I was in 7th grade and forced everyone to listen to Bootytown because honestly it’s the banger we always needed but no one knew existed!!!

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  • Mona Lisa Smile

    Mona Lisa Smile


    Sappy-eyed Maggie Gyllenhaal + rich-bitch Kirsten Dunst feuding over the definition of art means this is a rare early-2000s treasure the Library of Congress needs to preserve so future generations of gay men + divorced women can discuss whether or not Julia Roberts' face can pull off 'hats' or 'chapeaus'.

  • Black Mirror: White Bear

    Black Mirror: White Bear


    It's like The Truman Show for criminals