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  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Double Indemnity
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  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

    The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover


    Me: Not PREPPED
    My Expectations: GRATED
    Script: FULLY BAKED
    Set Design: SERVED
    My Wig: FRIED
    Michael: SKINNED
    Albert: COOKED
    Georgina: MASTER CHEF

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    Heart? Broken.
    Dream? Made.
    Love? Taken (over by Henry Cavill).
    No, I'm not messing around with you.
    No, no, no.

    The sixth installment to a franchise as a magnum opus? Not possible I'd say. That was until Fallout happened. You don't have to be a lover of the Mission: Impossible franchise to enjoy the fallout from Fallout.
    Tom Cruise is not much of an actor anymore. He plays the same dispirited agent in all of his movies, whether it's in…

Recent reviews

  • Eternals



    Karun’s comedic relief is the absolute best since Darcy & Ikaris, hurling himself into the Sun, is the 2020-vibe I didn’t expect from this Marvel saga!

  • Sublet



    This movie largely maintains itself as a momentary romance. Much like the intimacy explored in Weekend, Sublet takes place over a five-day period as Michael, a New York Times writer, comes to Tel Aviv to explore the city and report how the city truly operates, away from the supposed fiction of news programs or prior reporters. And what way is there to *truly* experience a city than by staying in an authentic flat. This is where our movie starts as…

Popular reviews

  • Black Mirror: White Bear

    Black Mirror: White Bear


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's like The Truman Show for criminals

  • Mona Lisa Smile

    Mona Lisa Smile


    Sappy-eyed Maggie Gyllenhaal + rich-bitch Kirsten Dunst feuding over the definition of art means this is a rare early-2000s treasure the Library of Congress needs to preserve so future generations of gay men + divorced women can discuss whether or not Julia Roberts' face can pull off 'hats' or 'chapeaus'.