Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jun 2018

  Me: Not PREPPED
  My Expectations: GRATED
  Script: FULLY BAKED
  Set Design: SERVED
  My Wig: FRIED
  Michael: SKINNED
  Albert: COOKED
  Georgina: MASTER CHEF

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  What a Girl Wants 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2015

  this film doesn't get enough credit but then again i could be partially biased from colin firth dancing around in leather pants...

Recent reviews

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  You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah 2023

  ★★★ Watched 14 Sep 2023

  If my bestie had released my entrance video with such graphic detail, I think I’d just die laughing and call her a bitch like why we running out of the party also Adam Sandler please more of these dorky dad roles ily 😭💖

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★★★ Watched 21 Aug 2023

  Prince Henry taking Alex’s hand and walking out to the balcony of Buckingham Palace as a crowd of supporters praise the new couple is the weirdest way of confirming y’all f*** 

  If this came out when I was in my Tumblr era, I would have been RUINED.

Popular reviews

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  Black Mirror: White Bear 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2018

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It's like The Truman Show for criminals

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  Black Mirror: The National Anthem 2011

  ★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2018 2

  This is very much NOT like the Lana Del Rey version!