Abigail Johnson

Abigail Johnson

It's not too late for you to become a person of substance

Favorite films

  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Far from Heaven
  • Talk to Her
  • Notes on a Scandal

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  • The Holdovers

  • NYAD

  • Saltburn

  • Poor Things

    ★★★★★

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  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    I don't really know what to think of it yet but it was exceedingly pleasant, as AP's stuff usually is. Seeing a lot of "Dead Poets Society" double-feature mentions which seems a bit obvious. Let me pitch instead: Holdovers at Hanging Rock.

  • NYAD

    NYAD

    Finally - a female dad film. Not a mum film like Julie and Julia, a dad film like Air (2023) (I'm presuming, I haven't seen it). But for women.
    God I wish this was just a little bit better than it was.
    I can't really rate this coz I have too sweet a spot for 60 year old women, I'll be way too generous. Bening and Foster... I can't even talk about it they're so hot.
    This material could have…

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    I'm not gonna be a bitch and give it 1 star but I really hated this, it felt like watching a film school project. Had to look away during some of the dialogue it was so cloying.
    Also, the cousin of patriarchy is nepotism and as hard as I ride for several nepotism babies (Sofia Coppola) its because they have the juice. This just makes me sad. I want more women filmmakers and I want women to make middling crap…

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    I'm just astounded by it. I couldn't think of anything to add so I asked my bf what I should say and he said "Yorgos to be kidding me". He also liked it.